Have you been doing it wrong all these years? (toilet training 101)

Community service announcement: I saw this sign the other day and pondered …

1. Option one must be for Olympic gymnasts … I mean who has that kind of balance and hamstring dexterity?
2. Do you all stand up and face the bowl to flush the paper … have I been doing it wrong all these years?
3. What would the male toilet instructions look like, how would they explain the newspaper?
4. I often read reports about society being dumbed down, but have we really come this far. Just incase I thought I’d pass it on